Most Men ... are pigs!

We have, from time to time heard this phrase. But not once, from a guy. The only change being not all men but, most of them.

Starting from cleanliness, hygiene, Health, responsibility, finance, etc, they simply seem to lack all of them. You can hand pick the number of bachelor pads which are inhabitable. The floor doesn’t need to be cleaned since, you wear shoes in the house anyways. For them, a underwear is not considered dirty until it is also worn inside out at least once. Regular clothes? Not until they can see dirt. So, black clothes are never washed. A finger inside the nose is normal. Cooking does not exist in their dictionary. In one way that’s good, since the kitchen would be in a bigger mess nor would it have been edible. The restroom, I am not even going there.

Healthy means tasteless. They wouldn’t dare go near anything green saying they are for cows or sheep. Supersize anything and everything, even their clothes. Gym is just like 401k, wouldn’t go near it until retirement. The reason they go later, is to get away from their wives. No effort is made to be fit or to look good. One reason being, they know their wives wouldn’t leave them no matter how they look. But the women make a sincere effort in it or else their husbands would leave them. The other reason being, they simply do not care. Well, when you get a heart attack by the age of 30. I am going to stop by and go “HaHa”.

Some Indian men want wives only for cooking, cleaning and to look after kids. They would never allow their wife to work as they become independent and could disobey them. I simply have no words for them. They are still stuck in 18th century and need to look at the calendar again. Why not let them work and hire a nanny to do all the work? And, have a peaceful life. No, since they are pigs.

On the contrary, there are some men who are very unlike the typical type and surprise women too. So wake up men. Get off the couch. Switch off the game and try playing it for a change. For all the women folk smiling out there, there is a posting in the works for you too.