Friends..... Which level are you?

All of us have friends, and not all can be at the same level. So here goes:

Level I: Best Friends - These are your best friends and you can might as well live with them with no problems.

Level II: Good Friends - These people are good friends, but you can't hang for more than 2 days at a stretch since you would run out of topics to talk about.

Level III: OK Friends - To hang out with them you need at least one member from Level I or II. If its just you both, you cancel plans saying something came up at work.

Level IV: Phone Friends - These people are good enough for a 30 min conversation on phone, you can't stand the person any longer nor do you want to meet them even if they are in the same city.

Level V: Voice mail Friends - Since you hear their voice mails more often than their actual voice.He calls you and you don't pick up since you're not in the mood. Once you're in the mood you call him, but he doesn't pick up since you didn't in the first place. Then both of you forget about it.

Level VI: Chat/SMS Friends - These people are the one's who's number is in your phone book but you don't want to call them. You just prefer to chat since you can take your own sweet time to think of something to talk about and, can quit anytime you want saying you have Internet problems.

Level VII: Orkut Friends - This is the most convenient way for the person who writes, and receives the scraps. There is no commitment from the sender since he can say a hi and log off. No obligation to respond if he receives a reply. The receiver can reply if he thinks the sender is worth it. A reply even after a year is accepted.

Level VIII: Ex-Friends - You ignore or fought with them. They are in your blocked list in your IM's. But they are still in your friends list in orkut since, you want to check if that girl is fat now or if the guy is married to a ugly and/or fat girl, without him knowing about it.

That being said. All of you are at least in my Level II at this point. Any argument will take you straight to Level VIII.