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BRUTALITY FACTOR: Medium

If I were to stand for President of the United States. This is what I would propose to do for the people, for the benefit of mankind.

• Sarah Palin would be employed back as a home maker.
  
• All US citizens will go for a English course to correct their vocabulary.
  
• The words color, neighbor, etc will have the u's put back into them to reflect colour, neighbour etc
  
• The term US English will not be a part of any word processor because it does not exist.
  
• Ground floor will be called ground floor and not 1st level anymore.
  
• American Football will no longer exist. Americans will learn to play Soccer instead and that can be called Football if they choose to.
  
• Baseball will be changed to cricket, because it is too confusing.
  
• World series games "WILL" involve the rest of the world.
  
• Football, Basket ball, Baseball Jerseys will only be sold to, and worn by players.
  
• School kids will be shown the world map instead of, just the USA.
  
• Media will be banned from telecasting anything about Donald Trump, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or their whereabouts.
  
• No more drive through's. Americans will have to move their butt if they want something.
  
• No more American cars will be produced since they are crap anyways.
  
• We will revert driving to the left side of the road.
  
• No more haggling at  car dealers. Prices of cars will be fixed.
  
• No more Gas or Gasoline. It will be called Petrol like it should be.
  
• If a bank fails, no bail out will be given. The CEO will be jailed for life instead.
  
• Loans will be priced at a right 10% APR.
  
• No more monthly payments acceptable except, for cars or houses. TVs, home theatre systems, groceries, etc can be purchased only if you can pay the full price.
  
•  All restaurant meal portions will be reduced by half and so will the prices.
  
• Any person weighing over 200 pounds will be jailed.
  
• Metric system will be changed to centigrade, litres and kms.
  
• No more contract businesses with the cellphone companies.
  
• Road closures will not involve a distance of more than a few hundred feet.
  
• Any city's name which has been copied will be renamed. Like Athens, London etc.
  
• All guns will be re-possessed.
  
• CNN will require to broadcast news outside of US too.
  
• Withdraw troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and send Bush instead, since he was the only one who wanted them to be there.
  
• Puff Daddy and other crappy rappers will be put behind bars.
  
• COPS show will be banned. Get a life please.
  
• Cookies, candies, brownie will be called biscuits, chocolates, chocolate cake like it should be, again.
  
• No more usage of 'You know', 'Like', 'I mean', 'I don't know', etc when trying to communicate vocally.
  
• Zero will be called zero and not 'O'. Z will be pronounced 'Zed' and not 'Zee'.
  
• Any law applied will be the same across all the 50 states.
  
• No same chain stores will exist beyond one state. 
  
• If a speed limit of 55mph exist, then 55 mph is enforced. Not 5 or 10 mph over it.
  
• If an area is flood prone, then the Insurance company will have to provide flood insurance
• Every patient will get an appointment with a week and not a year later, anymore.
  
• ER will mean "immediate" medical attention and not after the person dies.