Hijack - Again, for what?

BRUTALITY FACTOR: Medium

There are so many crimes happening as I write this. Murder, theft, Bush's invasion on Iraq, people buying Toyota Corolla's, etc. And some waiting to happen like, if McCain or Obama wins. Two ladies last week apparently walked out of a Victoria Secret store with 200 bra's. Well, once my pyjamas got stolen from the laundry room. Why on earth would somebody steal used pyjamas? Even more confusing is, why on earth would someone hijack a plane.

The two ladies, Bush and people driving Corolla's have one thing in common. They were not caught. You can almost certainly, not escape when you hijack a plane. Only idiots of the highest order are capable of doing this. That's why the average hijacking rate is less than 1 per year. Which means there are very very few dumb human beings.

First things first, a 747 jumbo jet which flies cannot be pulled over in your driveway once your fun trip is over. All you can do is a round world trip after which the authorities are going to pound on you like on Mc Cain on Obama. After which you wish, you had never done that. I guess they just do it for publicity or for excitement. Once the plan is on the ground, it is surrounded by the entire army base to get hold of the idiot.

With a plane, you can't do much. You have no idea where you are going. The pilot is your only source of information. If they pulled down the sign in the airport, which says 'Welcome to Iraq', you would believe you are in Vegas. Get out and be shot as a result of Bush's crime. 

When you hijack a plane, you are one against 300 people. Now that's something to think about. You'll be lucky to survive if they get a chance. Till date there has been no successful hijacks. Either he gets handcuffed by the passengers or he decides to drive the plane and crashes it, or he is captured if he makes it alive. Actually, I might be lying. There has been one.

In 1972 there was a smart idiot called Cooper. He hijacked a plane, demanded some parachute's and $200,000 in cash. He got what he wanted and decided to jump off the plane from the lower cargo loading area. He did jump and nobody could catch him. But a couple of years later they did find the bills they gave him on the shore of a lake. I am sure he didn't decide to donate it to the fishes there. Since he didn't know where the plane was going. He landed in the middle of the lake and drowned. So I actually am not lying.

Another idiot noticed the flaw in his plan. Did the same but asked for $500,000. He did escape but, was captured later because he was boasting to everybody about what he did. He just proved my theory.

We have enough things going on to keep the news papers and news channels busy. If you do want to commit a crime and get away with it. Go steal some pyjamas.